Fake. End of question. Edward’s got nothing on me. Still I’d like to thank the fangirls with the endless amusement they bring me – and ammunition.
Since Edward thought he’d try to be all hard core and blah I’m choosing to use my new blog to get back at him.
1. Eddiekins – you use that when talking to him. Nothing else. Got it?
2. Student that’s ‘cause he’s lazy. He was never even close to being a soldier – trust me. HAHAHAHAHAOHYEAHHAHAHAHAHA Lover he is not. HAHAHAHA. I’m just going to list him as a wanna be comedian - the only funny hits he can get being at himself.
3. We’re going to skip locations.
4. We’re gonna skip TV too. It’s too easy.
5. It would only bore you – believe me - it bored me to hell and it’s still going.
6. BORED.
7. SNORE what a girl.
8. …I’m just going to take time to attack his choice of words. Eddiekins you fool you’ve lost her more times than Jasper can count. In the mall…the forest…our house…your house (which is still standing by the way…clearly you’re not doing it right)
9. Again SNORE
10. Your obsessions are just as bland as your personality.
11. Haha you eat like a girl. Female options if you ask me. Perhaps you should have Jacob man you up some more.
12. What you’re looking forward to and what I’m looking forward to are most certainly not the same thing.
13. A cat?! Really?! Surly you could have chosen something more believable. Like a grizzly bear! ROAR.
14. You know my comments are always the best of them all…the others are just tame.
-ignores the rest-
Song time!
Emmett had them shaggy teddy bears [bears]
Jeep with the trim [With the trim]
The whole town was glaring at him
He hit the tree [he hit the tree]
Next thing you know
Emmett got dough-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Them shaggy teddy bears
And the partner with the looks [With the looks]
He turned around and gave that girl a muscle show [Ayy]
Bella hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Emmett got dough-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
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"You're an idiot, /Em-bear/," Edward throws at him angrily. "You know full well that my six-pack is very real - more real than yours, might I add. And I'm sorry if I must add that I'm /not/ a girl - I'm just sensitive, which crude men like you seem to mistake for a girl."
Edward crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow at Emmett - "Just because Bella and I don't break houses doesn't mean we're not every bit as passionate as you and Rose. In fact, it just demonstrates how /showy/ you two are. And for the record, I've never lost Bella - you have. Multiple times."
Edward narrowed his eyes at his brother. "This is not over. Expect something - soon - and it'll attack your pathetic song up there." He stalked off, feeling Emmett's eyes on his back.
Emmett snorted, his arms folded across his chest as he continued to watch Edward ramble on. 'Here's a llama, there's a llama and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama, llama, /duck/...' he hummed the song happily over in his head.
Oh. Right. He should be listening to that bore of a brother. "Mhm." He retorted, the smirk drawing itself brighter across his features "If you were both smarter you'd know not to let her go anywhere with me alone..." he chuckled to himself finding this situation much more than amusing.
A burst of laughter erupted through his lips at Edward's empty threat "Riiiight..." he rolled his eyes "I hope that you have fun making fun of me making fun of Bella." yes, the words were confusing - let's see how Edward went with this.
Jasper smirked as he watched his more verbal brothers fight over something that probably wasn't important to his well-being, leaning back against the nearest hard surface- the wall. He chuckled softly to himself and let them carry on for a spell before clearing his throat to interject what he thought was the most important fact of all.
When two pairs of heated golden eyes turned towards him, Jasper grinned.
"If it clears the air about basically everything, I think both of you are ugly."
Let me tell you Em (may I call you Em?) that Edward's six-pack is VERY real, I know it's not as noticeable as your six-pack but I would still pick him over you... (no offense, but I like his better)
Rosie is crazy!!!!
TEAM EMMETT ALL THE WAY!
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